Lace up your Miss Piggy slippers, grab a hearty bowl of unseasoned croutons, fall into your favorite beanbag chair and enjoy a round or three of "Denim Dudes" from the upcoming, and most delayed DVD of all time, A New Low 2!
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Ready, aim...ejaculate!
This is your lucky day
for any time you wish to spray
your bodily fluids my way...
I will lie down on my bed
tuck my legs behind my head
and I will gladly spread.
...but do not be misled
my bulls-eye is pink, with touch of brown, not red.
for any time you wish to spray
your bodily fluids my way...
I will lie down on my bed
tuck my legs behind my head
and I will gladly spread.
...but do not be misled
my bulls-eye is pink, with touch of brown, not red.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
six-word Starbucks reviews
Lemonade Blended Beverage
Cold, chunky, lemon scented corn syrup.
Grande sugar-free Vanilla Latte, "skinny," no foam
Muddy water for cuntish old hags.
Mocha Frappuccino
A coffee-esque, toilet flavored McDonalds milkshake.
Starbucks Brewed Coffee
Ground fresh...bagged, shipped...served stale.
Caramel Macchiato
Celebrate your appreciation of tooth decay.
Cold, chunky, lemon scented corn syrup.
Grande sugar-free Vanilla Latte, "skinny," no foam
Muddy water for cuntish old hags.
Mocha Frappuccino
A coffee-esque, toilet flavored McDonalds milkshake.
Starbucks Brewed Coffee
Ground fresh...bagged, shipped...served stale.
Caramel Macchiato
Celebrate your appreciation of tooth decay.
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