Lemonade Blended Beverage
Cold, chunky, lemon scented corn syrup.
Grande sugar-free Vanilla Latte, "skinny," no foam
Muddy water for cuntish old hags.
Mocha Frappuccino
A coffee-esque, toilet flavored McDonalds milkshake.
Starbucks Brewed Coffee
Ground fresh...bagged, shipped...served stale.
Caramel Macchiato
Celebrate your appreciation of tooth decay.
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