Showing posts with label Jackass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jackass. Show all posts

Sunday, August 3, 2008

white guy vs black guy



A lot of people have asked me for details of the fight in A New Low, the one in which an afro'd black male smashes some white boyz head into a parked car...

Who was it?
What happened?
When was this?
Where was this?
Why were they fighting?

Honestly, I don't know all the details myself. I was at a "Fuck Those Dudes" anti-X Games party in Philly. People were drunk, and those two people decided to go outside and bleed on each other. That's all I know.

Typically, this is where the concerned inquiry shifts from "who, what, when, where and why??" to "wait...'anti-X Games'?? I thought you were a skateboarder??" This is always difficult for me to explain without going on a cynical tangent, or lecturing them on why it upsets me to see shitty corporations urinating logos all over something that I truly love.

...luckily, I no longer have to. Dave Carnie just posted an article on Jackass World that he'd originally written for Big Brother in 2002, explaining (in greater detail than I could ever give) why the X Games suck, the story behind "Fuck Those Dudes," the event itself...and even makes a brief mention of (but offers no further insight on) the same fight so many of you have seen in A New Low.

It's a good read, quite funny and has a fine assortment of Carnie-isms...particularly "switch-rad," which I'm surprised never caught on, and consequently, I'm stealing for my own use. Fuck that dude.

http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/2008/08/01/xgames-fuck-those-dudes

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Roommate Dudes

This l’il nugget of shit is the surprise video I unveiled after Bella Morte’s performance at The Haunt in Ithaca, NY two weeks ago. All you out-of-towners that couldn’t make it up to the show (and all you local shitbags that sat around grinding your pud into the carpet instead of going out) can finally see what all the fuss was about. Enjoy...